Zara Muskurade-03
by
Rehan Kausar
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Newton's first law of "chichorapan",
every chichorapan continues to do chichorapan unless a chata or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s is impress.
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I will yad u very zyada
u b yad me bohat much
u R very zyada gud dost of me
I think I m b bohat acha frnd of u ka
So plz don't bhoolna me
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Mosam Badla Thand Suru Ho Gai,
Aapke Msg Ke Bina Zindagi Tang Ho Gai,
Kya Aapke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai?
Ya Fir Hamare Msg Padkar Bolti Bandh Ho Gai..
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Milne Ki Tamnna Lekar Aya Hai Ye Sms,
Chehre Par Smile Ki Tamnna Lekar Aaya Hai Ye Sms,
Bhule Nahi Hai dost Tuze,
Ye Yaad Dilane Aaya Hai Ye Sms.
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Ye to sab hi poochte hai k
Kya haal
Din kaisa raha
Kya program ha
Isliye maine socha kuch naya puchu,Zara hat ke
Ghar me Thodi CHINI Hai kya?
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n---ss!W---!
n---ss!W---!
n---ss!W---!
Mera Sms Pdhna Muskil Hi Nhi namumkin He.
Qki Mera Sms Pdhne Ke Liye MobiLe ULta Karna pdhta He
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Q-I love u kehnay ka sab se behtar din konsa hai
Guess
Simple yar 1st April
Agar baat ban gaye to cool
Carna keh do April Fool
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Unke Kmar Ki Lacak Dekh Muh Se Nikla,Haii
Unke Kmar Ki Lacak Dekh Muh Se Nikla,Haii
Unke Bhai Ki Muscle Dekh Muh Se Nikla,BYE
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kya tum gareeb ho?
YES or NO?
agar ameer ho to 50 ka balance bhejo..aur agar ghareeb hoto ye msg aagay bhejo..KHUL KE MAANGO yaar
Happy Bhikari day!
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Do u know that, how the network of MARVADI's
cover entire INDIA ?
see how...
M -MTNL
A -AIRTEL
R -RELIANCE
V -VODAFONE
A -AIRCEL
D -DOCOMO
I -IDEA:-)
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Close Ur Eyes..
..Think About Urself For 30 Seconds
After 30 Seconds Open Ur Eyes..
..Then U'll Realize That U Have
Wasted 30 Seconds
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HI!
A Wonderful Special Surprise For U
So Close Ur Eyes
10
9
8
7
6
5
4
3
2
1
U Cheat Me?@?
U Didn't Close Ur Eyes.
So No SURPRISE
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Press DOWN if U LIKE ME
So,U LiKE ME
datz So sweet
Ok,Nw stop
Stop it Yaar, its enuf
Dis is 2 mch
Ok baba
I LIKE U 2
TUM FANS LOG B NA....!
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LOVE is AIRTEL?
Express yourself
MARRIAGE is IDEA?
An idea can change ur life
WIFE is HUTCH?
Where u go follows
but
FRNDSHIP is NOKIA?
CONNECTNG PEOPlE.
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ha ha
hai
kaam
ka
walodimag
honaconfuse
ki
kiohona
naconfuse
me
life
bkabhi
raho
khushlamha
€k
har
dinEk
har
Aap
ab ise ulta padho
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If I Distrbd U
I Am Sorry!
But I Need
2 Say
I
Love
DISTURBING
U..!
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G
Har
aasman
me
sitare
nahi
hote
Har
samandr
ke
kinare
nahi
hote
Har
nazr
se
ishare
nahi
hote
Har
bahar
me
nazare
nahi
hote
Har
park
me
fuvare
nahi
hote
Har
jaam
ke
paimane
nahi
hote
Sabhi
hasino
ke
diwane
nahi
hote
Har
gam
ke
fasane
nahi
hote
Har
mahatma
sant
nahi
hota
Har
msg
ka
ant
nahi
hota,
Ped
par
lage
hain
aam
jakar tod
lo,
Agar
kuch
reh
gaya
hai
to
khud
jod
lo,
Ab
gusse
se
muh
na
fulao,
Mentos
Joke
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1ladki ne SANTA se kaha
kya aap ko pata hai aaj womens daY hai
SANTA -o ji kamal hai, jab me ghar se nikala tab to friday tha..
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Log kehte hai ki Rupaiyo se badh kar kuch nahi,
Mai kehta hun ye Galat hai
Rupaiyo se badh kar hai
DOLLARS
POUNDS
DINAARS
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SANTA Pravachan sun k Ghar aaya or Biwi Ko GOD me Utha LiYa
Biwi:Kya Guruji Ne Romance karne ko Kaha
Santa:Nahi Re Pagli Kaha apne dukh khud uthhao
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Meri dukh bhari kahani suno.
Jtmg amgtwjgda. twmadjdmpmjgda. Jgmda.
mjgda. Mjptwmd.gdjd.
Mujhe pata tha........ mere dukh ko koi nahi samajh sakta..
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Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
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"SANTA Class Me 1 Gadha Le Kar Aaya.. Teacher:Iss Ko Kyu LaYe Ho?
SANTA,"Sir Aap ne hi to Kaha Tha", "Ki Aap ne kai Gadho Ko Insaan banaya hai", Ab Banao...
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Mujse Ye Judai ka Gham Piya Ni Jata
ae Mere Dost
Koi 2 Glass SPRITE Ke Hi Pila Do "Baraf" Daal K
Pilayega Ki Nahi?
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( '. Tussi ki kar rahe ho?
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Haye Rabba!
Meinu Yaad kar rahe ho!
So Sweet. Karo ji Karo. I also miss u..
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